A new kind of alpha is here. He’s not roaring in the jungle — he’s making moves in the boardroom, trading charts on his phone, and sipping espresso before the morning pump. Meet $APEWORK — the executive ape of the new generation.
We’re the sons of dial-up, the children of memes, and the graduates of internet hustle culture. Milleniape suits up, checks the charts, and makes that portfolio work overtime. Behind every millennial ape is a dream — and behind $APEWORK is a tribe ready to work, win, and wagmi.
Q: Is Milleniape just a meme? A: Nope. It’s a movement of working-class degens with class.
Q: Is there utility? A: Community, branding, and being the flyest ape in any office. That’s utility.
Q: Why the suit? A: Because mooning is a business.